Walked into a store that was playing koit fm and now I’ve had john mayer stuck in my head for 24 hours. #koitisthedevil
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Let me know if they are ever casting for “who wants to marry an alcoholic?”
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I want to open a store called “tiaras n’ things!”
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Read my response to “is it possible to drink dark beer while doing yoga?”: http://4ms.me/pa1Atf
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Just discovered that my sweater vest has side pockets! Whoaaaa
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I think my big moment of fame will come when I suddenly see the face of Jesus shine through some curdled milk I was about to dump out.
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All these reagan tweets- reminds me of being called ronald reagan in school. Also was called ronald mcdonald .and faggotface
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RT @TUSK81: Someone please let me know when Sue Simmons’ annual groundhog impression is up on YouTube.
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As a gay man, I always feel slightly odd when I find myself walking down the street and eating a banana.
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This cold type thing I have is dragggging me down. But it didn’t stop me from ordering beer at brunch
